What do they say?

What do they say?

• Aperture: ƒ/2.4
• Camera: iPad Pro
• Focal length: 3.3mm
• ISO: 320
• Location: 29° 24′ 34.48″ N 98° 29′ 44.59″ W
• Shutter speed: 1/15s

About the author: From Deep East Texas via a trailer park in South Austin, Kramer Wetzel spent years collecting visual proof that San Antonio is weirder than Austin.