Alph

• Aperture: ƒ/2.4
• Camera: iPhone 5
• Focal length: 4.13mm
• ISO: 50
• Location: 29° 25′ 35.4″ N 98° 29′ 43.8″ W

About the author: From Deep East Texas via a trailer park in South Austin, Kramer Wetzel spent years collecting visual proof that San Antonio is weirder than Austin.